Hammer and Pickle 11:43 Sun Nov 23
Your pick-up advice
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http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/nov/23/class-pickup-artist-women-male-anxiety-julien-blanc
I just found this lame beyond belief even for the Guardian, but it did lead me to consider what would be WHO's pick-up advice.
Well?
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les marteaux
11:44 Sun Nov 23
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Fancy a fuck love? should be worth a try.
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mike hunt
12:19 Mon Nov 24
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rohypnol
never fails
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CHICKEN RUN MANIAC
12:25 Mon Nov 24
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This usually works for me:
"Hey there, Sexy Knickers, one night with me and you won't walk properly for a month."
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Ronald_antly
12:26 Mon Nov 24
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CRM
Do they tell you to get knotted?
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MrCrowmanSir
12:29 Mon Nov 24
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Will you allow me to gain access to your vagina tonight?
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Sven Roeder
12:31 Mon Nov 24
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Hi I'm Bill Cosby, drink this
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penners28
12:31 Mon Nov 24
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Always go for the fat bird
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CHICKEN RUN MANIAC
12:33 Mon Nov 24
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Ronald, most of the women round here know what to expect from me; my reputation is well known. There's a myriad of women just waiting for a chance with the Maniac.
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Darlo Debs
12:37 Mon Nov 24
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CRM,,,MIND can no longer cope with all these women you are rejecting, they don't have enough counsellors x
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CHICKEN RUN MANIAC
12:38 Mon Nov 24
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Very true, Debs. It's a shame, but there's just not enough of the Maniac to go around.
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gph
12:39 Mon Nov 24
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Use your knees, not your back
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sanfrancis-co-uk
12:40 Mon Nov 24
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I met this Aussie bird in the bar a few World Cups ago and asked her if she wanted a shag at half time( I live above the bar),because she said to me she'd had a great time in America but disappointed she didn't get fucked.
Best half time ever.
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Darlo Debs
12:42 Mon Nov 24
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well it depends how thinly we slice you CRM ;-)
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Spandex Sidney
1:08 Mon Nov 24
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
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Mr Polite
1:18 Mon Nov 24
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Do you like dragons?
Yes
Good because I'll be dragon my balls over your face tonight
This has never actually worked believe it not - most girls don't like dragons
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Monk~koknee
2:28 Mon Nov 24
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sanfrancis-co-uk 12:40 Mon Nov 24
Did you get an orange as well?
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chim chim cha boo
3:30 Mon Nov 24
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'I'm off to Disneyland with The Make a Wish Foundation in a couple of weeks- if God spares me until then. I have...I have a heart condition. It's non communicable and I just want a final chance at intimacy before Abraham clutches me to his bosom. Please...please. *breaks down*. This is your chance to play the good Samaritan. I beg you. *cries hysterically*.
The chicks love that. Dirty cows.
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sanfrancis-co-uk
4:00 Mon Nov 24
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Monk~koknee 2:28 Mon Nov 24 Re: Your pick-up advice sanfrancis-co-uk 12:40 Mon Nov 24
Did you get an orange as well?
No mate but she did use the rest of her US dollars on me for the second half.
I felt used to be honest,especially after my mates were lobbing quarters in my bedroom window and bouncing of my head.Kinda puts you off your stroke.I missed 10 minutes of the second half.
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Monk~koknee
4:23 Mon Nov 24
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sanfrancis-co-uk 4:00 Mon Nov 24
".I missed 10 minutes of the second half."
Is that because you had to change ends?
Being treated as a sex object is depressing isn't it?
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